Where Did I Come From?

Little seven-year-old Joey asked his daddy one day, "Where'd I come from?"
His daddy knew this question would be coming someday and was prepared. He gave Joey all the facts about mommies and daddies making babies. He told it very carefully and honestly, so Joey would understand, but Joey just frowned in puzzlement.
Finally, his daddy asked, "Joey, what are you so puzzled about?"
Joey said,"That's sure strange...Billy said he came from Nebraska!!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.