Conversation with a Southern Football Player

A southern football player was visiting a relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where do ya'll go ta'school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but answered his question anyway. "Yale," she replied. The student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DO YA'LL GO TA'SCHOOL!?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.