DAFFYNITIONS

Towel : Something that gets wetter the more it dries
Trampolinist : Someone who always bounces back
Undertaker : A man with a grave manner
Urchin : The lower part of a woman's face
Volcano : A mountain with hiccups
Water : Thirst aid
Zebra : A horse behind bars
Whale : Proof that swimming doesn't always improve your figure
Originally published November 14, 2002.