DAFFYNITIONS
Published Oct 19, 2005
(Thinking required.)
Arbitrator: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.
Burglarize: What crooks see with.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: What a barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Paradox: Two physicians.
Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
Originally published October 20, 2005.
