- ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
- BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye.
- CHICKENS: Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
- INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
- MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.
- SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
- TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
- TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.
- YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
