Highway Patrol Humor
Published Jan 01, 1900
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the person behind the wheel was knitting!
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the driver yelled back, "SCARF!"
A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver for her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan, visiting my daughter at Columbia."
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
