Mind Your Language
Published Jan 01, 1900

The Following Signs Were Posted In Various Places Around The World
In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
English well talking, here speeching American.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - No ice cream.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Originally published November 14, 2002.