Mommy, What's The Definition of...
Amnesia?-------------What did you just ask me?
Apathy? ---------------I don't care.
Bigotry? ---------------I'm not going to tell someone like you.
Dyslexia? -------------Beeing Sackwards
Egotistical? ----------I'm the best person to answer that question.
Evasive?--------------Go do your homework.
Flatulent?-------------That question really stinks!
Hostility?--------------If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you !
Ignorance?------------I don't know.
Indifference?---------It doesn't matter.
Influenza?-------------You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia?-------------I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Irreverent?----------- I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
Narcissism?----------Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Over-Protective?--- I don't know if you're ready for the answer.
Paranoid?------------You probably think I don't know the answer, do you?
Procrastination?---- I'll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive?-----------I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered?------Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
Suspicious?----------Why are you asking me all these questions?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
