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- Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty - Include Your Children When Baking Cookies - Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say - Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell - Miners Refuse to Work After Death - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant - Stolen Painting Found by Tree - Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty - Man Jumps Off 2nd Street Bridge. Neither Jumper nor Body Found - After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth - Man Found Dead in Cemetery - War Dims Hope for Peace - If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While - Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks - Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half - Woman Improving After Fatal Crash - Red Tape Holds up New Bridge - Deer Kill 17,328 - Arson Suspect is held in Massachusetts Fire - New Vaccine may Contain Rabies - Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing - Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni - Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors - Publicize Your Business Absolutely Free! Just send $6.00.
Originally published November 14, 2002.