More Funnies - Part IV
I must always remember that I'm unique, just like everyone else.
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
I think everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us don't have film.
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?!
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Is the hardness of the butter proportional to the softness of the bread?
I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
