More Real Signs!
At a restaurant in New York:
"Tip-ing is not a city in China."
Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store:
"Snickers, 5 for 1.00$. (limit 4)"
On a dock in Juneau, Alaska:
"Safety ladder, climb at own risk."
Seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA
"Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!"
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around my office building:
"Run like #!%&!"
Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee)
"Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends."
Sporting goods store:
"With Fishing season upon us we have plenty of crappie poles to fill your needs."
Sign on the wall of the office of an ethnologist:
"Beware of bargains in
1. Parachutes
2. Life preservers
3. Brain surgery
4. Eye Care "
Billboard sign on a highway coming out of Austin, TX:
"Nobody reads billboards. . . But you just did :)"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
