- I'm pulling a Bush. (This is when something doesn't go the way you planned, so you get your family members to pull some strings for you.)
- I'm pulling a Clinton. (This is when you almost get busted doing something, but you luck out and make everyone else look stupid.)
- Speak up, I'm Tysoned. (This is when you're having trouble hearing.)
- I'm taking a Pitino. (This is when you do a reallyt poor job and just give up.)
- I'm on Survivor. (It's when everyone likes you for a month and then forget all about you.)
- I got a Golden Globe. (That's when you get something that doesn't really mean much to you, for something you didn't do all that well.)
- I got EBay'd. (when you pay twice as much as something is worth and feel like you got a deal.)
- I got colleged. (It's when you pay a lot for something you really didn't need anyways.)
- Anna Kournacoving the job. (When you always fail but look really good doing it.)
- I'm Super Bowling. (That's when you make a big deal about nothing.)
Originally published November 14, 2002.
