New Words We Need......
Published Jan 01, 1900
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient, who doesn't get it.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
