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Picture This

Mar 31, 2003
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Picture This
Aren't cartographers those guys who took pictures of their automobiles. Then are foe-tographers people who take pictures of their enemies?

Do stenographers take pictures of their own notes?
Do discographers take pictures of John Travolta?
And are historiographers former picture takers?

Do oceanographers take pictures of the seven seas?
Do geographers take pictures of gravity?
Do biographers take pictures of alternative life-styles?
Do radiographers take pictures of plutonium?
Do pictographers take pictures of mining tools?
Do choreographers take pictures of open pit mines?
Is a pantograph a sales summary for Levi's?

Originally published April 01, 2003.

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