Professor's View . . .
Published Jan 19, 2003
How the professors of different subjects define the same word, *kiss*, in different ways:
**Prof. of Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
**Prof. of Algebra:
Kiss is infinity because it is two divided by nothing.
**Prof. of Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
**Prof. of Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
**Prof. of Zoology:
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
**Prof. of Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
**Prof. of Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
**Prof. of English:
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper.
Originally published January 20, 2003.
