Quips & Quotes
Published Jun 22, 2004
Lenny Bruce:
"When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business."
Herbert Hoover
"Blessed are the young, For they shall inherit the national debt."
Adlai Stevenson:
"In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take."
P. J. O'Rourke:
"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
Steven Wright:
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
Originally published June 23, 2004.
