Sayings that SHOULD be on Buttons?
Published Jan 01, 1900
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Make yourself at home ....Clean my kitchen!
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
