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Signs, Signs Everywhere

Jan 01, 1900
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Signs, Signs Everywhere

In the offices of a loan company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."

In a classified ad:
"Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."

In a New York medical building:
"Mental Health Prevention Center"

On a New York convalescent home:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."

In the window of an Oregon store:
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

In a classified ad:
"Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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