Some More Daffy Definitions
Published Jan 01, 1900
Thief: A person who finds things before the owner loses them.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other one.
Taxpayer: People who don't have to take a civil-service test to work for the government.
Admiration: Our recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.
Clarity: The ability to give directions without taking your hands out of your pockets.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
