Surfer Girl Waitress
Published Sep 17, 2002
My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk cafe' in Huntington Beach, CA.
Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl: athletic with a great tan and blonde hair.
Mulling over the menu, my guy asked her if the roast beef was rare.
The waitress gave us a long blank look and replied, "Well, no. We have it, . . . like, . . . just about every day."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
