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Total Commitment Vs. Contribution Defined

Jan 01, 1900
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Total Commitment Vs. Contribution Defined

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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