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What Did He Say?

May 11, 2005
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What Did He Say?

Ringside Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Grand Prix Race Announcer:
"The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it, which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Baseball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Originally published May 12, 2005.

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