Word Fun

Liposuction:
Letting the fat out of the bag.
Locate:
Nickname for a short girl named Catherine.
Tangent:
A man who spends a lot of time at the beach
Gator-Aide:
Welfare for crocodiles Gator-Aide
Rubberneck:
What you do for your wife after she has had a stressful day
Slow Down:
Feathers from the chest of a not-so-fast goose
Versatile:
Poetry on the roof.
Axis:
What hillbillies use to chop wood
Maritime:
June for many couples
Hunger:
What the posse did to the lady rustler
Originally published May 15, 2003.