A Balenced Judge
Published Mar 08, 2003

A Judge addressed the court, at the start of a case: "I have to declare an interest in this case.
Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor.
Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor.
I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the case without bias."
Originally published March 09, 2003.