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A Balenced Judge

Mar 08, 2003
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A Balenced Judge
A Judge addressed the court, at the start of a case: "I have to declare an interest in this case.

Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor.

Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor.

I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the case without bias."

Originally published March 09, 2003.

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