A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are in a train. The Russian produces a bottle of vodka, takes a swig and says, "In Russia, we have the best vodka of the world. And we have so much we can just throw it away." Saying that, he stands us, opens the window and throws out the rest of the bottle. The others seem quite impressed by the wasteful display. Then the Cuban lights a Havana cigar, takes a few puffs and says, "In Cuba, we have the best cigars in the entire world. Havanas! Nowhere in the world are there such good cigars, and we have so many we can just throw them away." Saying that, he stands up, opens the window and throws out the rest of a whole box of Havanas. Once again, everybody seems quite impressed. So the American stands up, opens the window and shoves out the lawyer....
Originally published November 14, 2002.
