A Wise Judge...
Published Jan 01, 1900
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably... "You, Mr. Hearnski, gave me $15,000. And you, Mr. Joy, gave me $10,000." The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to attorney Hearnski. "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
