An Unfair Court
Published Jan 01, 1900
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in the city a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
