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Bubba's Free

Jan 01, 1900
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Bubba's Free

Bubba was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client.

"Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've looked carefully at the defendant.

"Can you sit there in the jury and honestly believe that if my client had ANY whiskey he would sell it?"

He was acquitted.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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