Get That 'Run Down' Feeling
Published Jan 01, 1900
A guy sees a buddy and notices that his friend's car is total wreck: covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "So what the heck happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
