Go to jail healthy, go directly to jail healthy…
Published Jan 01, 1900
"I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim's dress."
"Oh, no - I'm ruined!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"
"Your cholesterol is down to 140!"
And then there is this …..
Client: "Do you think justice will prevail?"
Lawyer: "It's possible, but if so, we can always appeal!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
