Heavenly Wedding
Published Jan 01, 1900
This couple was killed the night before their wedding. They went to heaven and they ask St. Peter if they could be married.
St. Peter says, "Okay. I'll come and get you when we can do that."
And ten years later, he tells the couple, "Okay. We can have your wedding now."
So they get married, and there's a minister and flowers and nice music and all, but pretty soon they realize they made a mistake.
They go to St. Peter and say they want a divorce.
St. Peter says, "Okay. I'll come and tell you when we can do that."
The couple says, "How long will it take?"
And St. Peter says, "It took ten years to get a preacher up here, who knows how long it's going to take before a lawyer shows up!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
