Here Comes da' Judge ...
Published Oct 17, 2002
A young man was hauled into court for fighting. "Tell your side of the story," said the Judge.
"Well, I was in the phone booth talkin' to my girl when this guy wants to use the phone. Me and my girl had just talked for about ten minutes when he opened the door, grabs me by the neck and tosses me out of the booth."
"Then you got angry ?" asked the judge.
"No," the young man replied, "I really didn't get mad 'til he grabbed my gal by the neck and threw her out, too!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
