His Day in Court
Published Jan 01, 1900
There were three men. One man started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, 'Where do you work?' The man said, 'Here and there.' The judge asked the man, 'What do you do for a living?' The man said, 'This and that.' The judge then said, 'Take him away.' The man said, 'Wait, judge, when will I get out?' The judge said to the man, 'Sooner or later'
Originally published November 14, 2002.
