His Last Will . . . .
Published May 18, 2003
A lawyer was reading the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:
"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in the rough times as well as the smooth, I will the house and $2 million.
"To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going, I will the yacht, the business, and $1 million.
"And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought I would not remember him in my will, you were wrong: Hello, Dan!"
Originally published May 19, 2003.
