Honest Job
Published Jan 01, 1900
Jack was arrested for speeding, reckless driving, driving without lights and violation of traffic signals. He demanded a trial by jury.
"But you can't win that case in court," a friend advised him.
"I know," said Jack. "I did it on purpose. My nephew just graduated from law school and this is his first case. I want him to lose so maybe he'll get discouraged and get an honest job...."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
