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How Lawyers Think...

Jan 01, 1900
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How Lawyers Think...

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"

"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.

"Nope," replied the man.

"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $2500 he owed you," said the lawyer.

"But it's only $500," replied the man.

"Exactly! That's he'll say and then we'll have the proof we need to nail him."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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