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How To Lose Your First Case

Feb 10, 2004
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How To Lose Your First Case

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina.

A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.

"Yes, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs.  Imagine, twenty-four pigs.  Twice the number there are in the jury box."

Originally published February 11, 2004.

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