Lawyer Humor

Keep It Simple!

Jan 01, 1900
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Keep It Simple!

A lawyer says to a witness on the stand, "Now, sir, did you, or did you not, on the date in question or at any time, say to the defendant or anyone else that the statement imputed to you and denied by the plaintiff was a matter of moment or otherwise? Yes or no."

The witness looked at the lawyer and said, "Yes or no, what?"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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