Lawyer Q & A
Published Mar 27, 2004
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they mess up everything forever.
Originally published March 28, 2004.
