Lawyer Quips
Published Jan 21, 2003
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Q: Why did God create snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Originally published January 22, 2003.
