Legal Advice . . .

The judge ordered the young attorney, "You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can."
After a time, the lawyer re-entered the courtroom alone.
When the judge asked where the defendant had gone, the attorney replied, "You asked me to give him good advice. I found out that he was guilty . . .
. . so I told him to split."
Originally published June 03, 2003.