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Not Guilty

May 28, 2003
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Not Guilty
The DA stared at the jury, unable to believe the "not guilty" verdict he'd just heard. Bitterly, he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?"

The foreman answered, "Insanity."

The attorney responded, still incredulous, "I could understand that. . .but - all twelve of you?"

Originally published May 29, 2003.

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