Poor Murray!
Published Jan 01, 1900
A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, "Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice."
Suddenly, Murray bursts into tears. His brother says, "You should cry, pulling a stunt like this!"
Through his tears, Murray croaks, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
