Running for Office
Published Jan 01, 1900
Two attorneys who were running against each other for a Judge seat were having lunch.
First Attorney: "I'm going to win this election because I put in the personal touch, like here at lunch--I leave the waitresses good tips and they'll surely vote for me."
"Oh really," replied the other, "I give them a nickel and tell them I'm your campaign manager."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
