The Bank Robbery
Published Jan 01, 1900
A lawyer enters a bank as a robber is making his getaway. Noticing that the customers have their faces buried in the floor, and the tellers have their hands in the air, the lawyer asks what's going on.
As the bank manager dials the police department he shouts, "That man just walked out of here with a million dollars!"
"A million dollars! Why didn't you say something?" the lawyer says in shock. "I would have given him my card."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
