The Law?

Q: What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road?
A: To get to the car accident on the other side. Q:Why do lawyers carry their certification on their dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicapped parking; it's proof of a moral disability. Q: What is a criminal lawyer? A: Redundant. Q: What are lawyers good for? A: They make used car salesmen look good. Q: How can you tell when your lawyer is lying? A: His lips move. Q: What do you call a person who assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested? A: A lawyer.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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