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The Will!

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The Will!

The math teacher posed this problem, "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.

One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

The savvy student answered, "A lawyer!"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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