What Does Your Dad Do for A Living?

Two young families were also in line to the see the sites. Little Johnny struck up a conversation with one of the boys in line.
"My name is Kilroy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Johnny".
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Pop do for a living?" asked.
Little Johnny replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Kilroy.
Johnny replied, "No, just the regular kind."
Originally published August 25, 2003.