You *KNOW* You Need A New Lawyer When...
Published Jan 01, 1900
The prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. Then, during the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?" The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 10:45 AM." Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever... uh Your Honor."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
