A Brief Lexicon of Politically Correct Terminology

Airhead = Reality Impaired

Bald = Comb-Free

Bald = Folically Challenged

Dead = Metabolically Challenged

Deaf = Visually Oriented

Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged

Fat = Calorifically Enhanced

Girl = Pre-Woman

Homeless = Optionally Residential

Housewife = Domestic Technician

Hunter = Animal Assassin

Old People = Gerentologically Advanced

Poor = Economically Deficient

Poor = Economically Unprepared

Short = Vertically Challenged

Slum = Economic Oppression Zone